Naked at le souk
“trust is like a mirror. you can fix it if it’s broken but you can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection.”
“I’m the national record holder! I am like totally the face of your organization! If you knew that it had freakish weather conditions then why did you give it to me?! Put your manager on now! Get me a hundred, I want a hundred by next week!”
Yesterday I purchased a fur coat down on Orchard Street. It’s ridiculous. I look like a rapper / Real Housewife of New Jersey. It’s pretty grand.
Bitch’s ass is out of control